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Zhao Yun then tucked the infant under his armour. As he rode away, the infant bounced around until he was on his back. As the enemies closed in, Zhao Yun yelled "I am Zhao Yun, a great warrior" as he defended himself. Meanwhile, without Zhao Yun noticing, the infant yelled "I am Liu Shan, the most intelligent person ever born, and the best warrior to ever be sent to this earth!" and pulled out a dagger to defend himself. The two of them then fought off all the soldiers, with Liu Shan himself killing no less than a dozen of the biggest baddest enemies.
As they arrived, Zhao Yun handed Liu Chan over to Liu Bei. Liu Bei said "Oh Zhao Yun! I could have lost you! You are more important to be than any infant!!" and threw Liu Chan to the ground. Liu Shan hit the ground head first, and said "duuuuhhhhh" then crossed his eyes and began to drool.
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"We must surrender" one advisor yelled. "No, we must fight" another responded. Emperor Liu Shan just said "duuuhhhh" and continued to drool.
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"It has been three visits brother! we should go back!" Zhang Fei said. Just then, a sudden wind picked up, and a strange noise. Then, out of nowhere, a strange blue box, appeared in front of Liu Bei. A man walked out and looked at Guan Yu and said "Yes, I am Zhuge Liang. Yes I'm here to serve Liu Bei. I know your name because I know everything." he turn turked to Zhang Fei "No, this isn't a trick. Yes I respect your prowess. No I don't want to duel with you. Yes I'll obey your brother. Please calm down." Zhang Fei then let out a stiff breath, before Zhuge Liang turned to Liu Bei sand said "Yes, it is true. Yes I know you waited 3 times, sorry, bad timing on my part. Yes I'm ready to go right now. Yes I have a plan, we have to divide the land into three kingdoms." Zhuge Liang then began walking towards Liu Bei's adjutants and horses. "Oh, and don't worry. He'll calm down in about 2 minutes. Allons-y" he said as he walked off into the distance. "WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!" bellowed Zhang Fei.
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Lu Bu and Ding Yuan approached. Lu Bu was wearing marvelous boots, a flashy cloak, a shiny necklace, a magnificent bracelet, a wondrous hat, and a prestigious halberd. Dong Zhuo said to Lu Bu "I have this horse. It is as fast as the wind" Lu Bu looked at the horse. Dong Zhuo then began to add "I'd like to give it..." when suddenly Lu Bu stabbed Ding Yuan with his halberd. Dong Zhuo was aghast. Lu Bu just grabbed the horse and said "Ok. Lets go." Dong Zhuo said "w-w-what was that!? How did you know what I was about to offer" Lu Bu just looked at him in the eye and said "How do you think I got this Cloak from Ding Yuan"
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Wang Yun approached. Dong Zhuo was standing beside Lu Bu. Wang Yun then placed his hands on Diaochan's shoulders and said "I...", when suddenly, Lu Bu lopped off Dong Zhuo's head. Wang Yun was speechless. Lu Bu just held out his hand, which Daiochan took with a smile, before saying "Ok. Lets go."
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