brexit

When I was a little kid, shorter than the stove/oven we had in the house, once, after someone was done cooking, I stuck my hand up there to see what was up.

Needless to say I burnt my finger. I still have the scar.

I learned not to do stupid things.



Britain needs to learn not to do stupid things.



As such this is what I hope happens with brexit.

Todays vote fails.
Tomorrows vote fails.
The vote on an extension passes.
Britain asks for an extension.
The EU tells them to get bent and puts up roadblocks.
An election is held in which the Brexit Party wins 100 seats or more.
After more chaos the UK leaves without a deal.
That year, The UK economy shrinks by 5%
That year, The EU economy shrinks by 2%
The year after Brexit the UK economy shrinks by another 3%
The year after Brexit the EU economy grows by 4%
The EU realizes that it is a good idea for troublemaker countries to leave.
Benelux decies to become one country for some reason.
The 5 "Nordic" countries do too.
Bulgaria annexes into Romania cause together they have a good population.
CZE, SLO, AUS, HUN all unite for a similar reason
Yugoslavia becomes a thing again, but this time with Albania
Turkey annexes Greece and turns evil.
Northern Ireland votes to join Ireland cause Ireland is rich now.
Scotland leaves the UK and joins the EU
The UK becomes "The Kingdom of England and Wales" and keeps seeing its economy shrink
Gibraltar votes to join Spain and the Falklands vote to join Argentina
Also Portugal joins Spain for no reason.
Benelux, the Nordic Country, Germany, and France all created the "Federal State of Europe"
More countries join that.
It is super rich
England becomes super poor and a lot of English people move to Poland and Romania to get good paying jobs.
England has another referendum where they vote to join the EU
The EU says they are only allowed to re-join if they apologize for brexit
Everyone who voted for brexit is dragged out and apologizes for being a dumb.

the end.