pizza toppings

From time to time, if I'm good with my money, I can afford to get a pizza.

The nearby pizza shop has a deal for a party pizza for $20 plus tax for walk in. with 3 toppings.

If I get that I get double ground beef and pepperoni.

Sometimes I only get 1 topping on a particular pizza, as perhaps I'm using another deal, in which case it is ground beef.

I sometimes get frozen pizzas, but always stuff like Canadian or Meatlovers.

I get a lot of questions about pizza toppings, but when they are asked is the exact moment I want to shove yummy pizza into my mouth and not type! so. I made this!